Age: 37

Relationship Status: No Comment

Miltary/Civilian: Military - Active

Years in Service: a badass amount of time

Branch: Air Force

Unit: 355 Badass Squadron

Hometown: Badass USA

Passion: scaring little vietnamese children

Current Location: ARIZONA

Occupation: badass american SOB!!!!!!!!

Status: Offline

About Me: I am an american badass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I chew up random scrap metal and shoot out of my butt at any towelheads I see!!!!!!!!! I give my enemies the look of death and they turn to stone. Then I throw baseballs at the statues until they shatter. I like to low crawl for seven to ten miles in the snow up hill and simulate gutting my enemies with my trusty bayonette. I practice water insertions by jumping into drainage ditches and crawling/swimming until I see someone then I jump out and say boo. I like to stalk hikers in the nature preserve for hours and hours. Taking my time until they set up camp. I wait until they go to sleep and steal all of their crap without waking them up. Then in the morning they blame it on the bears. I like to crawl into little vietnamese childrens rooms at night and hide under their beds or in their closets. I NEVER want them to forget that the badass american bogeyman is still watching them. Recently the Government did a top secret super classified experiment on me by removing my brain and replacing it with a cloned digital HD brain. They then uploaded it with the complete encylopedia Britanica set as well as every other imagainable litterary work known to man. A couple of months ago while on a snatch and grab in southern Texas right on the Mexico border I was abuducted by aliens. They took me up to thier ship and tried to molest me with . After a few minutes of that I said SCREW THIS and took advantage of them. Now I have a have a half Human half alien little boy named Kolajenyee he definitly looks like his mother but he has my smile.

For real though, if you want to really know who I am all you have to do is ask. And for those of you who can't take a joke. GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.

Favorite Things: Chewing scrapmetal, Killing people for fun, Scaring vietnamese children, Stalking hikers in the nature preserve, Zuma, Bejeweled.

2008-07-17: RE: RE: Thank you
I agree, If you have no sense of humor, you might as well pack it in.....

2008-07-17: thank you
Thank you for being my friend,,and let me shake your hand for being a soldier,, God bless you and all our troops..I stand behind you all 100%,,, loved your proflie description..hahah Dottie

2008-07-09: Hi ya!
Thanks for the friend request! XOXO, JAckie

2008-07-05: Thank you
for adding me as a friend. Happy Fourth Of July. I absolutely loved reading about you. Hilarious.

2008-06-27: 4th of July!
I just wanted to wish you all a Happy 4th of July. For all of who have our love ones deployed this will be a hard holiday to celebrate. For those of you that surve this country with out complaining about it ~ Thank you for all you do for me and my love ones! GOD BlESS each and everyone of you!