Age: 37

Relationship Status: No Comment

Miltary/Civilian: Military - Active

Years in Service: a badass amount of time

Branch: Air Force

Unit: 355 Badass Squadron

Hometown: Badass USA

Passion: scaring little vietnamese children

Current Location: ARIZONA

Occupation: badass american SOB!!!!!!!!

Status: Offline

About Me: I am an american badass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I chew up random scrap metal and shoot out of my butt at any towelheads I see!!!!!!!!! I give my enemies the look of death and they turn to stone. Then I throw baseballs at the statues until they shatter. I like to low crawl for seven to ten miles in the snow up hill and simulate gutting my enemies with my trusty bayonette. I practice water insertions by jumping into drainage ditches and crawling/swimming until I see someone then I jump out and say boo. I like to stalk hikers in the nature preserve for hours and hours. Taking my time until they set up camp. I wait until they go to sleep and steal all of their crap without waking them up. Then in the morning they blame it on the bears. I like to crawl into little vietnamese childrens rooms at night and hide under their beds or in their closets. I NEVER want them to forget that the badass american bogeyman is still watching them. Recently the Government did a top secret super classified experiment on me by removing my brain and replacing it with a cloned digital HD brain. They then uploaded it with the complete encylopedia Britanica set as well as every other imagainable litterary work known to man. A couple of months ago while on a snatch and grab in southern Texas right on the Mexico border I was abuducted by aliens. They took me up to thier ship and tried to molest me with . After a few minutes of that I said SCREW THIS and took advantage of them. Now I have a have a half Human half alien little boy named Kolajenyee he definitly looks like his mother but he has my smile.

For real though, if you want to really know who I am all you have to do is ask. And for those of you who can't take a joke. GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.

Favorite Things: Chewing scrapmetal, Killing people for fun, Scaring vietnamese children, Stalking hikers in the nature preserve, Zuma, Bejeweled.

2008-06-27: 4th of July!
I just wanted to wish you all a Happy 4th of July. For all of who have our love ones deployed this will be a hard holiday to celebrate. For those of you that surve this country with out complaining about it ~ Thank you for all you do for me and my love ones! GOD BlESS each and everyone of you!

2008-05-29: Az huh
Where in Az are you stationed at??? North or South of Phx ?

2008-05-17: Happy weekend to you
Have a good weekend everyone. Those of you who are graduating high school and moving on........BE SAFE and good luck. Don't do anything stupid to screw up the rest of your lives. Be proud of yourselves for doing something a lot of teenagers don't have the stones to do.....finishing something you set out to do years ago. If you are going into the Service, good luck and god bless. Get EVERYTHING in writing before you sign and don't volunteer for anything. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me and my merry band of assclowns, lord knows we have enough experience amongst us that we can get you the truth on anything you may have. Those of you parents that have kids graduating.....good on you, and take a loud thunderous HOOAH out of petty cash, cause your kids did well, graduated and didn't wind up smoking shoe polish out of a beer can behind the Piggly Wiggly for a living.

2008-05-12: Mothers Day
I want to wish everyone a belated Happy Mothers day-I was slipping on that-I hope it was safe and good for all of you moms and I wish you many more.

2008-05-08: Hey
Hey your my first friend, I'm still waiting on brother to reply to my friend request too. Never thought I'd actually get another friend on this site.