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Age: 36 Relationship Status: Married
Miltary/Civilian: Military - Active Years in Service: 19, my first 8 were in the Army Branch: Air Force Unit: Super-Hooah Desert Defender Al Qaeda hunter secret ops death dealers. Hometown: Lake Titicaca
Passion: Making war, punching clowns and collecting heads in a duffel bag
Current Location: Coming soon to a hooah location near you!!
Occupation: Breaking hearts, crushing hopes and dreams and keeping Heaven stocked with fresh souls.
Status: Offline About Me: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army troops. I don't perspire. Children trust me. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week. The laws of physics do not apply to me. Favorite Things: Shiny objects and Tourette's Syndrome. demonstrators at the DNC 2008-08-22: RE: RE: RE: Umm, WOW! We landed in Tokyo, then took a quick flight to Osaka, and basically made our way west, hitting Hiroshima, Fukuoka, Iwakuni, Nagasaki and smaller parts along the way, and then took the bullet train from Nagasaki back to Tokyo where we flew back to the states. 14 days in all, and fairly cheap since it was a school trip :-) Freakin amazing if you ask me! 2008-07-27: RE: Happy belated weekend to everyone My weekend sucked and will continue to suck untill I'm back on the rang making dick and fart jokes. I'm a little disapointed with the groups you need to entertain me. Dance for me puppets dance. |