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Age: 36
Relationship Status: Married
Miltary/Civilian: Military - Active
Years in Service: 19, my first 8 were in the Army
Branch: Air Force
Unit: Super-Hooah Desert Defender Al Qaeda hunter secret ops death dealers.
Hometown: Lake Titicaca
Passion: Making war, punching clowns and collecting heads in a duffel bag
Current Location: Coming soon to a hooah location near you!!
Occupation: Breaking hearts, crushing hopes and dreams and keeping Heaven stocked with fresh souls.
Status: Offline

About Me: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army troops. I don't perspire. Children trust me. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

Favorite Things: Shiny objects and Tourette's Syndrome.

demonstrators at the DNC
August 26, 2008

Not really feeling this boatload of dildoes. I was flipping through the channels and caught a Fox News report on the Democratic National Convention. Holy fucking sheepshit!!!!!!!!!!

First asshole in my sights is some early twentysomething hippy who appeared to have no knowledge of such modern miracles as soap and a razor. Dirtboy was spouting off at the bong hole that "America is a mean country and not very nice at all." Hmm, allow the Lonnald to analyze Dirtboy's words for a spell. America is not very nice? Who in the blue fuck is it that is the first to respond whenever foreign nations have disasters, food shortages, economic troubles, and any other dilemma under the sun? Yeah, Granolaboy, it's us! Not nice? Last time I checked, we were a nation at war, and war is not conducted by saying please and thank you. Those planes that crashed into our buildings weren't very nice, that one that crashed in Shanksville wasn't nice, the bombing of the Cole and Khobar towers wasn't nice, Daniel Pearl and Nick Berg getting beheaded on tv wasn't nice. I do not remember a single Takfiri leader telling his followers to place fruitbaskets and welcome banners with colorful balloons on our convoy routes, not a single shape charge IED, bullet or mortar we took had a calling card with flowers saying, 'Dear Lonnie, all my best, love Abu Jamil."

Next winner is some big mouthed bitch who was screeching and cackling about the rights and denied comforts of the terrorists detained at Guantanamo Bay, Camp Bucca and Camp Cropper. Rights and denied comforts? Should we bake these fucksticks cookies, read them stories and tuck them into bed at night? Those pieces of shit ain't locked up for skipping choir practice.......I spent 9 months at Bucca and know first hand how dangerous they are.

The fact that these people go out of their way to spend money on going to places to act like assholes in public blows my lid. If they want to be so liberal and mouth off for 'CHANGE" then why don't they fucking support domestic issues? I'm sure that money they got from mom and dad for airfare could have been donated to a local charity. Just like all the beard-grower, sandal wearing fuckasses who spent all that money to go to China and act the ass.....WORRY ABOUT OUR OWN PEOPLE FOR ONCE!!!!!!!

All these fucking dirtheads are so worried about people who wouldn't give a squirt of piss to help out an American in need. If they want to support them so much, then get the fuck out of my beloved country and go live with them. We have millions of Americans in a bad fucking way, but these turds want to demonstrate for the rights of terrorists. What kind of a fucked up world do we live in???

 
saigus
2008-08-22: RE: RE: RE: Umm, WOW!
We landed in Tokyo, then took a quick flight to Osaka, and basically made our way west, hitting Hiroshima, Fukuoka, Iwakuni, Nagasaki and smaller parts along the way, and then took the bullet train from Nagasaki back to Tokyo where we flew back to the states. 14 days in all, and fairly cheap since it was a school trip :-)
Freakin amazing if you ask me!
pbfish
2008-07-27: RE: Happy belated weekend to everyone
My weekend sucked and will continue to suck untill I'm back on the rang making dick and fart jokes. I'm a little disapointed with the groups you need to entertain me. Dance for me puppets dance.
christian
2008-07-26: RE: Happy weekend to you
I liked your advice to high school grads.
snacko
2008-07-14: RE: ARC-V
we have some guys here now from Honalulu. they leave soon so maybe.
saigus
2008-06-20: RE: Happy weekend to you all
Thanks, and right back at 'ya!
-Bekah
 

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