For English, press "one" now
July 2, 2008

Sweet Moses on a moped I am at my wit's end with the pressing of the ones and dialing of the twos. If I, as a citizen of this country, call a business, also located in this country, why on god's green Earth would I want to conduct my business in a foreign language??? Jack me off and call me shorty, it was bad enough when it was "1" for English, but now my beloved mother tongue is playing second fiddle to every babbling language under the sun. One of my banks, you have to dial "3" for English. 3!!!!!!!!!!! Tell you what, if you don't speak English, FUCKIN' LEARN!!!!!! We have to learn the local languages when we go abroad to provide the blanket of freedom for those taco-bendin'-bean-fartin'-border-jumpin'-non-English-speakin' fucks, so if they want to come here, they can at least make the effort to learn the god damned language. Try this on for size..... in order to receive any services....ANY services that my tax dollars pay for, you have to habla the Ingles. I extend this offer to all these god damned foreigners invading my country. SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT. I bet they would learn if their welfare checks depended on it. Oh, shit, this brings me to another point, why in blazes are they even getting welfare? That's another rant for another day.

These marble-mouthed motherfuckers are running rampant on Base too. It oughta be a requirement that if you work for AAFES or DeCA, you WILL SPEAKY THE ENGLISH!!!!!!!

If you want to conduct business in your own language, then go back to where you came from. Speak it till your stinky little hearts are full of joy. Babble till the fucking cows come home, but do it far away from here.

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"Convenience" fees
June 28, 2008

Jesus on a Jet-Ski, my ass is up in the air on this one, kids. So, I was out and about and happened upon the local Alltel store, I went in looking to buy a chip for my video phone and decided to pay my bill since I was there. Holy sheepshit, you would think I was asking for the Virgin Mary herself to appear and miracle a box of purple kittens into existence. Skippy the wonderstud has to get a manager to process this obviously complicated and super secret transaction. The process took about 20 minutes, and while waiting, I was asking the manager questions about the capabilities of my phone and plan. Her response to almost all of my questions was 'Well, you can look that up online." I don't want to look it up, I want an intelligent fuckin' answer from a competent fuckin' person. I got about 10 "look it up onlines" then was told that in order to process my payment, I would be subject to a 2 dollar "convenience fee." Fuck me running, a convenience is that which makes my life easier, not something that takes more time and effort than necessary.

This kind of jackassery seems to be the latest thing. If I go into my bank to make a deposit, I have to pay a 3 dollar service charge. If I pay my utility bills in person, I have to pay a walk in fee. Why, am I using up 3 dollars worth of your precious AC? If I pay my bills over the phone, I have to pay service charges all the way up to 25 dollars. Really? 25 dollars for a fuckin' 15 dollar payment???? Eat a dick!!!!!!

When I call the service centers for my credit cards, I have to talk to some fuckin' flying carpet driving assclown in India. God forbid you ask them dot-wearin' fucks to do anything, they will start charging you a fee for every ill-pronounced word they have to repeat to you.

The only thing worse is all the tip jars that are popping up. I am going to start charging fees and demanding tips for allowing these fucksticks to live.

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Gay service members
June 28, 2008

I am seeing some shit on the news about an Army troop with 2 voluntary tours in Iraq, a grip of combat missions and the Combat Medic Badge who is being separated because he is gay. Allow me to rack and stack my brain cells...........this man volunteered to serve, served honorably for years, chose the MOS he chose, went over not once but twice, served under fire, saved lives and did his job well. This guy is looked at as not suitable for service????????????? What about those candy ass back office fucks who pussy out of deployments cause their 7th grade kickball injury is acting up? I can not count, on 40 hands and a box of Popsicle sticks, the number of pussies who have weaseled their way out of going to the show.

Then there are all the "straight" people who grow long hair, smoke dope, avoid work and feel free to badmouth their country, the military and us in uniform. These scum pieces of shit actually believe they have earned the right to have an opinion on anything. THEY would be suitable because of where they choose to put their naughty bits???? No thanks! Stay out of my beloved military. Keep smoking dope and breeding bastard children.

I do not care what anyone does in the privacy of their homes, who they choose to be with or what they choose to do in the sack. If we, as a Service, are going to involve ourselves in a person's private life, why don't we prevent first term airmen from marrying the dorm whore, desert queens from giving the squad Herpes and young studs from impregnating 40 percent of the local citizenry??? If it's a morality issue, then how about stopping straight people from beating their wives, screwing the wives/husbands of deployed people or screwing each other on deployments?

If someone has the stones to step up and serve, God bless them. I would much rather serve with a gay troop who wants to be doing the job and gives a fuck about the job, than some asshole who doesn't give a shit. I hope to hell we never have a draft, cause I refuse to work with conscripted bodies who don't want to be there.




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Holy shit, here we go again!
June 26, 2008

So, a couple of months ago I lost my mind on this blog because the military had achieved new levels of candy-assedness. Airmen were running around unchecked, commanders were offering incentives to comply with rules and regs....dogs and cats were living together. I have been noticing a ginormous amount of young troops charged and found guilty of all sorts of things within the scope of the UCMJ, most of which are not even deserving of an LOC. The specifics of 90 percent of these are posted in the UCMJ log, and I can not believe the shit I am reading.

I find it hard to believe that JAG and ADC have nothing better to do than process complaints for....yes this shit is for real, kids......"Rolling one's eyes at an NCO, Shrugging one's shoulders at an NCO, Backtalking an NCO, Making rude hand gestures toward an NCO, Failure to show for formations/appointments, Late for work, Drawing vulgar pictures of an NCO (penis character with stripes and a certain nametape.)

Are these people fucking serious? Those weak ass, spineless NCO's who ran crying to the commander for this shit need to be choked. I am sure there are much sexier crimes that need to be prosecuted instead of the evil act of drawing a cock with the Squad Leader's name on it. NCO's are supposed to be the backbone of the military. We lead, teach, supervise, counsel and guide these young troops in hopes of passing the baton to them when the time comes. Writing paper, making charges and running to the CC like a bitch does none of that. It does, however, demonstrate to that troop that you are afraid and unable to do your job. It does ruin the enlistment and possible career of someone who made a stupid decision and could have been a Chief one day. It does mark your unit as a piece of shit, especially when UCMJ punishment is reported up as high as it is. Way to put the CC's all the way up the chain under the shit microscope!!!!!! Hooray weak NCO's!!!

Does a young troop really deserve to go to jail and be kicked out for rolling their eyes? Why don't we save that shit for the genius Security Forces Tech School students at Lackland who got pinched for making, distributing and using methamphetamine and ecstasy. Nice, let's set up a lab in the dorm room!!!! What the fuck was going on there?

Cherry troops are sarcastic by nature. They spend 4 years in high school being all, like, oh my god, and like, whatever, and like, duh.... then they go to that silly little summer camp at Lackland where they teach them the importance of rolling your shirts, then they spend their days at Burger King on their laptops. Not a lot of discipline being learned there. Then they come to us and don't really know how to act cause they weren't really taught how. Guess what kids, teaching them falls on us as leaders. If today's junior NCO's established themselves as leaders, led, demanded compliance with standards, and corrected where necessary, respect would be earned, the pecking order would be established right off the bat and the troopie would not even think to be disrespectful. As a result, JAG wouldn't be overwhelmed with busywork and we could all go on with our lives.

Wanna roll your eyes? I got something for you. Wanna show up late? Fine, next holiday weekend, we are going to have formations in different uniforms with different gear all weekend long. Wanna miss appointments? Fine, you now have hourly appointments with me for next 24 hours.

I think I am done ranting now. I guess my whole point was that all this UCMJ action speaks volumes about the growing weakness in my profession and I wish the Old Guys were still around. Thank God I got to serve under them and learned when I did.

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Congratulations to the new TSgt and MSgt selectees!
June 26, 2008

First of all I'd like to congratulate those Air Force people who were chosen for TSgt and MSgt today. I personally know 7 extremely deserving individuals and had the pleasure of making congratulatory phone calls this morning.

Good Job.

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It was only a matter of time
June 20, 2008

Oh my God! Sometimes I have a hard time believing the shit that comes from the mouths of our fresh young troops. You have all seen this new movie advertised with that foreigner-adopting, husband stealing, lips-look-like-two-hot-dogs assclown Angelina Jolie. You know the one where they are "curving" bullets out of guns, shooting other peoples' bullets out of the air with their bullets and so on. Movies are just that, kids...MOVIES. The jewels of some writer's imagination are up there dancing before your very eyes on the silver screen. I actually had a student, a young Airman with about a year in the Service ask me (and he was dead serious) if I could do that when I shoot. I almost shat a jellyfish on that one. Movies like this are shitting all over my job when the Katzenjammer kids believe that shit. Yes, Derwood, and The Matrix is real and that Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon shit is real too. If that's the case, as a weapons instructor, I am secrewed cause if we get into a war with China, I will have to develop all new lesson plans on dealing with flying kung-fu masters and whatnot. Like I don't have enough shit to deal with in my life, now I have flying ninjas, curving bullets, Angelina making blowfish faces on the screen.....Shit, no wonder I drink!

These gangster rap videos and movies piss me off too, cause every now and again, I get Vanilla Ice or Wookie Wookie Boom Scratch Daddy-1 in my classes and they want to shoot "the 9" like Ice Cube did in "Boys in the Hood." Yo, Yo, Yo, homepiece, lemme break off some knowledge for your domepiece: shooting sideways is not, nor has ever been okay. I had one jackass pull that crap on the line at Holloman and when I went to correct him, his pistol wound up in my chest, finger on the trigger, hammer back. Needless to say, young stud's nizzle got shizzled fo' sho.

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So long, fellas
June 3, 2008

Well, two buddies I have worked with for the past year have packed up and gone back home. Being in the military is funny, you can work with some people for years and just kind of coexist, then there are some you work with only a short time (TDY's) or the select few you click with at home station and you stay friends for ages. There are many people I have worked with for years, I know nothing of their personal life, nor do I care to, they know nothing of mine, we don't hang out off duty and I like it that way. There is a huge difference between "people you just work with" and "The Guys." The Guys are real friends.

You know those guys:

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
THE GUYS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. (NOTE.. I AM VERY SELECTIVE OF WHO I WILL DRINK WITH AND I WILL NOT DRINK WITH "PEOPLE I WORK WITH")
THE GUYS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
THE GUYS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn…we fucked up…but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!”

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Cry with you.
THE GUYS: laugh at you and tell you to put some Vagisil on your pussy.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
THE GUYS: Use each other’s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
THE GUYS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: You don't share personal issues with them.
THE GUYS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: don't know jack shit about you.
THE GUYS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
THE GUYS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl has, and would never even think about doing that.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
THE GUYS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Are never invited to your home.
THE GUYS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”.......and they are more than welcome.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
THE GUYS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn’t come.
THE GUYS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
THE GUYS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don’t waste.. That’s alcohol abuse!!!”

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
THE GUYS: Can’t begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Will say “I can’t handle Tequila anymore”.
THE GUYS: Will say “okay just one more” and then 2 minutes later “okay just one more”.

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
THE GUYS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH: Will tell you “They’d take a bullet for you.”
THE GUYS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

I use the word "friend" very sparingly. In the movie Tombstone, Wyatt asks Doc why he came out to join the fight, and Doc tells Wyatt "Cause you're my friend." Wyatt laughs a bit and says, "Hell, I have lots of friends." Doc replies, "I don't." I can count the number of friends I have on one hand, and I'm sure I'll serve with them again (in some capacity) sometime.

These guys were truly friends, and in the words of CaptainRossDullBlade, "I'd kick in doors with them any day" All of us will miss the NCOIC of Fridays, who enforced barbecues, trips to Korea House and horseshoes, as well as the NCOIC of the Blue Folder Mafia, who stepped up and ran shit where the other fuckers played golf and proved to be the most useless ass cock chuggers in the AF.

One of my biggest recruiting pitches for my kids was that the friends you make are for life and the shit you get to do, the comedy you will see, the fun you will have can not be matched in the civilian world.

I'm gonna miss you fuckers







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Told you so
May 16, 2008

Well, imagine that................. The military government of Myanmar is hoarding all the foreign aid for themselves and leaving the citizens to fend for themselves. I am so glad the US sent food, money and supplies to the fat, rich, corrupt pieces of shit who need it the least. I am sure the Americans in the Southeast United States who lost homes, family members and everything they have ever worked for are feeling grand and warm inside about this whole affair.

There is a new crisis that has been brought to my attention and we, as the world's security blanket, must handle it immediately; Teenage girls in North Korea are tragically without text messaging, Bluetooth headsets and big ass Paris Hilton sunglasses! How can we allow this to go on? All teenage girls deserve the ability to LOL with their BFF and LMAO while ROTFL. It breaks my heart that they are not strolling about while carrying on loud conversations in public with LED-laden earbuds and sunglasses that look like they have 2 of my mom's bone china platters strapped to their faces. This is an outrage, and as "citzens of the global village" and 'students of life" we MUST drop everything, reallocate funding and right this wrong.

I move that we cut funding from all municipal fire departments and use that money to take care of the situation. All the firefighters do is wash their trucks, barbecue and stroll around Costco in little hotshorts anyway. They are taking the big sunglasses right off of little Drippy Chin's face and I will not have it.

Join me in this crusade and we'll all feel so good about ourselves that we will have to say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SHIT!

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Are you effing serious??????
May 13, 2008

Today's generation of new troops scare me. A while back on the firing line, I had a shooter fail MISERABLY despite intense, in-depth coaching from a number of instructors. After all was said and done, he posted a score of 12. 12 out of 50. He stood there, flabbergasted and actually said these words, "Hmm, I don't understand how I failed, cause I'm always dead on when I play Medal of Honor."

I'm sorry, I guess instead of firing fundamentals, sight alignment, breath control and trigger manipulation, I should have taught 'up-up-left-a-a-b-down" and instructed the class to use the cheat codes. I hope Junior takes the proper cheat codes with him when he finds his ass in Iraq. Last time I checked, incoming fire did not respect mad PSP skills.

I have had new troops on flight (when I worked flight) who couldn't tell me jack shit about PL resources, challenges or even what a 1408 is, but they could explain the hell out of throwing a plus 5 assassin card and which wizards ruled which guild and how SOCOM is played on the PSP.

Is it possible to get an "UN-HOOAH" for these oxygen bandits?

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Happy Mothers' Day
May 11, 2008

Happy Mothers' Day to all you hooah moms out there. Those of you who aren't moms, make sure you call your mom today.

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freeloaders and handouts
May 11, 2008

I am struggling to comprehend something. A cyclone rips through some shitstain in the underwear of the Globe called Myanmar, and Lil' George is falling all over himself to force US aid upon them. They do not want it. They are a fucked up little toy soldier military government that is into all manner of shady shit. Riddle me this, kids, what the blue fuck has Myanmar ever done for the US? A few countries offered help right after Katrina but GW wanted the US to handle US business.

Why is it that every time something happens to some shit land overseas, the US feels the need to kiss their asses and make things better? What about the tornadoes ripping through the US at the same time as this cyclone hit Myanmar? Are other nations chomping at the bit to dump money and food on our doorstep? No. We need to cease all this foreign aid crap, stop helping the ungrateful and take care of our own people, American Citizens. Screw the illegals, screw the immigrants, screw foreign aid, take full control of Iraq and drill the shit out of that place and take their oil. Mexico and Central America owe us heavily for providing a "land of opportunity" for all their people, so we need to go there, drill the shit out of their land and take their oil too in exchange for our hospitality. Hell, we should be taking a hefty percentage of every wire transfer those illegals make and drop it back into the kitty. I honestly believe we should bill the governments of immigrants for each and every service we provide them.

It is sad that our government, right down to the local states and cities, have no money for basic services. All of our rates have gone up, there is no funding for maintenance of roads and highways, the state, cities and county are all under a hiring freeze and manpower reduction, public transportation funding is gone, schools are being forced to eliminate nurses and librarians, federal funding for many school services is gone, but here we are, jumping to help shitbag foreigners who don't do anything for us. The library is closed at my daughter's school, but you can be damned sure that Maria Lupita Conchita DeLa Cockroach up the street gets her welfare money on time every month.

Why is it that I can go to the grocery store, buy my single cart of NECESSARY food items for my family, which I had to budget, save and clip coupons to afford, and I can see some illegal with her 6 unruly kids from 6 different men pulling up to the checkout line with 2 to 3 carts full of shit I can't even begin to afford (choice cuts of meat, premium seafood, unecessary snacks and frivolous foods), pay for it all with a Quest card (welfare card) then pull out an AMEX gold card to pay for her cigarettes and alcohol?????????????????

Why are the freeloaders moving into formerly nice neighborhoods? My area used to be a nice place to live until people started losing their houses, investors started snapping them up and got hooked up with the County to get on the welfare housing list. Now we have leeches moving into the area who don't give a shit, don't take care of their free housing, park cars in the yards, weeds and shit overtaking the place, let their kids run wild and have their boyfriends' ex cellmates cooking meth in the garages. I understand someone who may need assistance if they have honestly fallen on hard times, but have no love for those who do not want to work and expect handouts. I worked hard, planned, saved and paid for my house, I am proud of my house, but I hate my neighborhood and what it has become because of the way things are now.

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Sometimes I can't believe I get paid for this shit.
April 24, 2008

Sometimes I have a hard time believing I get paid to do what I do for a living. Yeah, sure, this career field has more than it's share of shitty deployments, jacked up work schedules, long hours on the range, doing everything with nothing, being forced to bow down to other units' demands, never seeing the family.........but then there are times like last Friday when we spent the day shooting the M2, enjoying the sunshine, cracking jokes and blowing shit up. The only thing that would have made it better is if we had a BBQ grill and some fat ass T-Bones and cold longnecks. I really love Instructor qualification days, and I can't believe Uncle Sugar pays me to shoot guns. I think I have the best job in the Air Force. I know a lot of people say that, but I don't like to fly, so I don't give a shit about pilots, I don't like to run and do PT 46 times a week, so SpecOps is out. I dig what I do and you can't beat the camraderie and verbal abuse that comes with being a redhat.

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The Iraqi Govt and Army are like a stack of paper bags with holes in them, a bunch of useless fuckin' sacks!
April 11, 2008

So, I've been seeing a lot on the news channels about the Iraqi government (mainly that piece of shit Maliki) disagreeing with US troops eventually drawing down. Oh, I'm sorry, you goat stinking IED laying woman beating pigfuckers, does the US agenda not allow you to enjoy all the comforts of letting someone else do the work while you sit back and watch? I hated working with those lazy moonlight terrorist turds. I can not find a word in the English language that can describe the laziness and incompetence of the Iraqi Army, Iraqi Police and most of all, Iraqi Correctional Officers. God damn, anyone who's been there hates the month of Ramadan. God forbid you expect them scammers to work. They hide under that religion, but will hang out in gun towers eating sausage pizzas and swilling Gatorade from the DFAC, yet you tell them to do something and it's "No, Sergeant, Ramadan." Fuck Ramadan, fuck your god and fuck all you people stand for. We were forced to "train the Iraqi forces so they can take control" but every time we tried to give them any iota of responsibility, Maliki would give them weeks off to celebrate some shit or the other, most of them worked a 5 on 10 off schedule, cause we "Can't put too much on their plate" Too much on the plate???? Are you fucking kidding me? What about the load on OUR plates???? Do we like leaving OUR families and putting ourselves in harm's way so these hunks of hogshit can be comfortable? Personally, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss to turn them off if they came to me on fire. I hate these no work ethic having shits, and of course, in the interest of getting their oil, we will concede to their wishes. What I hate the most is that while our economy is in a cesspool, we are still paying reparations to them, still paying the detainees for being locked up, still paying their families for locking up little Jamil who was caught laying shape charges on some MSR. What about our Veterans who are down on their luck and living out of doors? What about the troops who ain't even 21 yet who are coming back from tour 2 or 3 missing the parts they came into this world with? What about American fuckin' CITIZENS who are struggling to survive, American kids who may go to bed hungry? Well I'm real warm in the heart that we are taking care of the terrorists and their kids. I'm glad we are paying for prosthetics and rehab for Aknad the IED maker. I'm glad we are shipping aid to Somalia and Darfur. I'm glad we helped Somalia after the Tsunami, they were one of the first crying for US aid. Shit on Somalia, I remember those savages dragging the body of a US Ranger through the streets of their shit city. Help you, we should fuckin nuke that place and turn it into a parking lot. Yeah, let's make sure we budget for that, but forget our own people, right? What ever happened to Iraqi oil revenue funding this war? Why are we paying damn near 4 bucks a gallon for gas? Hey, here's my thought........If we kick your ass, we are taking your assets, oil, anything that will benefit the greatest fucking nation on Earth. Fuck the Middle East, we need to take Mexico, Central and South America, Canada and drill the shit out of it. Balls to them sandal wearing, drum circle having, Patchouli wearing dirty hippies, We need to kick ass and get back to the business of being the most powerful nation in the world and enjoy the benefits that come with the status.

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I am completely blown out of the water
February 27, 2008

Well, yesterday I made a post about our DUI contest and the fact that another of our rocket surgeons went above and beyond to get not just a regular DUI, but an "Extreme DUI" on Saturday. I vented and griped and shared my disgust with how Leadership has resorted to offering incentives to convince troops to do the right thing. All our Wing King asked was for any unit to go 4 months without a DUI and in return, the squadrons would get a down day and a party (which includes beer.) Apparently, that was too hard of a request to honor, as another of our dildoes got an "Extreme DUI" last night (2 in one week, 4 since the New Year.) I do not believe in rewarding that which one should do anyway. Nobody ever gave me a medal for NOT building a meth lab in the barracks. I was never given a 72 hour pass for passing a piss test. When I came in, and all through my formative years, rules and regs were exactly that, RULES AND REGS. They were not "suggestions" or "advice." If rules and regs were disobeyed, the NCO chain handled business and dealt with the offenders harshly and at the lowest level possible. The Commander never even heard about silly shit unless it made it onto the local PD blotter or someone outside the unit reported it. I know more than once I have seen Platoon Sergeants/Flight Chiefs pull someone's ass out of the city jail, properly counsel them (old school NCO's know what I mean) and return them to base where the offender and his NCO chain would work very dilligently on the remotivation and correction of the offender's ways. We used to call it "Gettin' your mind right." There was no paper, there was no loss of career, there was no grief on the Old Man's part.

Lord knows I did some shit as a young soldier that would have landed me in jail and had me out on a Dishonorable in today's military, but thank god I had hard core old salty bastard NCO's who got my mind right and made me the troop I am today. Maybe one day I'll post about the time I got caught, very drunk, very underage and very much in public, pissing all over the Sergeant Major's flowerbed. I got my mind right real well after that one, thanks to crusty old NCO's who handled their shit. I also suffered the wrath of that Sergeant Major pinning on my chevrons when I promoted later. Yes, troops can be corrected, "reblued" fixed and unfucked, they don't always need to be charged, demoted and kicked out.

These young jackasses are making decisions that are going to end their careers, their futures, could possibly kill innocent bystanders, and all are easily avoidable. Being drunk and acting the ass on base in the dorms or at the house is one thing. All of us have done it at least once. Being drunk, stupid and endangering innocent people is another, especially when it is so easy to find an alternative to driving. As a Supe, both my wife and I have gone more times than I can count to pick up a troop who has had too much to drink. As staff NCO's, we are bound to do that, but we are not babysitters. If things were the way they used to be, NCO's would control this shit, instill fear in the airmen that this is unacceptable, and most of all, lead from the fuckin' front. Problem with that is, today's punk ass junior officers want to micromanage and feel like the more troops they can burn, the better "leader" they will be. You know, with NO respect due to the Zeroes, us staff and senior NCO's have been doing this a hell of a lot longer than them and we are better suited to deal with our own ranks. On the other hand, I see NCO's all the time who get pinched for dumb shit, DUI included. We need to lead, set the example and exceed the standard. There is a difference between a piece of shit troop and one who has made a mistake. Those who are pieces of shit need to be put out, and those who have made a mistake need to be corrected and groomed for a successful career.




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I hate politically correct people
February 20, 2008

Oh my God! I just read an article about a Riverdale, Utah Wal-Mart that had to apologize to a muslim woman who was offended because a cashier saw her face wrapped up and told her, "Please don't stick me up." Why are we bowing to these monsters? God forbid that we, as a Nation, offend the bastards who attacked our country. I know, I know, the PC liberals tell us that we have to celebrate diversity and celebrate others' religions and "culturalness." Suppose I was to go shopping in downtown Baghdad or Fallujah sporting a big crucifix and a Jesus t-shirt? I'd probably have my head featured in the village football game that evening. We go to such great lengths to avoid offending these pigfuckers (predeployment training, anyone? How about all the cultural advisors from Michigan we had to deal with who are pulling down 15k a month to tell us that we have to take down our Christmas decorations cause they offend the locals?) Offend them??? You know what fuckin' offends me? IED's, beheadings, hostages, suicide bombings, our POW's that have not been found, planes crashing into buildings on my home soil. Am I narrow minded and hateful to them? Yes I am. Is it wrong? Not to me. I have earned the right to hate them and all they stand for. I know what they are about and know what they teach. At least I have one little rotten piece of evil in my heart that keeps me warm at night. I smile when I think about all the times I slipped pork into their food, or fed them fried pork skins and pork ribs, pork sausage and pork chops. Bacon and ham muffins. I am probably going to a special hell, but that's cool, at least all my friends will be there. Lemme get three hooahs, one for pork, one for whiskey, and one for women. I have long said that those three things will straighten out the middle east for good.

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hooah wives
February 17, 2008

I don't think the dependents we leave behind get enough hooahs. While we are off farkylarking about the globe doing what we do to pay the bills, they are home handling EVERYTHING by themselves. God bless my wife for putting up with me, which is hard enough, but being both mom AND dad, managing the house, the bills, the vehicles, soccer practice, dance practice, homework, 5 children plus a granddaughter while working 40 hours a week and doing it without a single bitch or gripe is amazing. I got the easy end of the deal, all I have to do is arm up and post up. Our kids need a big hooah too. As hard as it is on them with us being gone, they roll with the punches and understand when daddy (or mommy) has to go far away for work. There is nothing like seeing those smiling faces when you come off the plane. We get all the glory, hooahs and hooiness, but we would not be shit without our families supporting us. Sound off with a loud thunderous "Hooah" for the wives.

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Berkeley, California
February 13, 2008

So, I have been watching this circle jerk of a city in the news and understand that their granola eating, sandal wearing, beard having, pot smoking, tree hugging, draft card burning liberal leadership doesn't want Uncle Sam's Misguided Children recruiting in ther city. Berkeley has long been a piece of shit in my eyes. I can not stand those "free-thinking" liberals who only think what their beard having, Hybrid-driving professors tell them to think. This was a sore point for me in college, having attended Arizona Sate University after serving 8 years on Active Duty in the Army, and while serving an AGR tour in the Air Force. I had been around a bit, seen a few things and was astounded when Professor such and such would spout off shit about "Barbaric U.S. foreign policy" and "The Warmongers" and incite debate in classes on things these children knew nothing of. I LOVED arguing with those granola bitches and their flocks about anything under the sun. It is my honest belief that college students have not earned the right to a valid opinion unless they have a voter registration card, a valid DD form 214 stamped "Honorable" or some other proof of having served the Government they feel so free to badmouth.

God Bless the Senators that introduced the Semper Fi Act that threatens Berkeley's federal money (funny how those hippie bastards changed their tune once the kitty got fucked with) and Piss on Code Pink for being a liberal cess pool.

US military, either you are with us or against us, and if you ain't with us, then fuck you.

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DUI contest
February 10, 2008

The military has fallen to new levels. Our Wing has a DUI contest going on in hopes of reducing the number of dumb shits getting arrested for DUI. If a unit can go 4 months without a DUI, the Wing King gives the Squadron a day off and (brace yourself) a squadron party, complete with kegs of beer. Aren't we supposed to be DUI free just as a matter of obeying rules and regulations, as well as avoiding the tragedies caused by vehicle wrecks, loss of life, loss of career, etc? To me, this is like saying, "Okay, whoever can go 4 months without killing and eating their neighbors gets a 3 day pass." Fuckers should be doing the right thing without the expectation of a reward.

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