F**king famous people
April 30, 2008

When I turn on the ol’ boob tube and the newest late breaking news on FOX News is that Britney Spears/Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan are having “personal problems” I want to gouge my eyes out with a hot spoon. Why the hell is it that these stupid no talent skanks are more important than real issues (I think there might be a war going on). When one of these whores gets another DUI (and only community service or 41 hours in jail for some other dumb shit) and it takes precedence over the war in Iraq or the ridiculious four dollars a gallon for fucking gas, we all need to take a look at this and get a pot of money going for someone to bitch slap these dumb bitches. If someone gives me two dollars (and a plane ticket) and a free shot at them, I will do it. Another issue I have with the world we call home is how the hell do reality stars get famous!?!?!?! I keep hearing about these classy broads and douche bag tough toughs from “The Hills” and how rich and famous they are because they have been spoiled their entire lives. How the fuck is that possible!! A better reality show should be following around a broke person who has to work 3 jobs just to put food on his/her table and keep a roof over their head. But they do have a hard life, having to deal with their nannies that didn’t use a particular kind of fabric softner on their clothes or they didn’t enhance their childs learning while mommy is out flashing their split faced bearded sharks without underwear. People need to choke themselves more often.